* On an electrician's truck ... "Let us remove your shorts."
* On a front door ... "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."
* On a butcher's window ... "Let me meat your needs.
* Outside a muffler shop ... "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
* In a Beauty Shop ... "Dye now!"
* On the side of a garbage truck ... "We've got what it takes to take what you've got."
* In a restaurant window ... "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."
* Inside a bowling alley ... "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
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